brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

(Source: ploedipus, via heartmeout)

cherrymilkshake:

transgalacticwanderer:

wiggleofjudas:

saathi1013:

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

^ FACT.

The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…

What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

(Source: thesickestjokes, via heartmeout)

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i found phil’s eyelashes 

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i found phil’s eyelashes 

(via aryanightshade)

It was on this date, in 1776 , that America unfollowed England.

(Source: semperannoying, via nagitos-deactivated20140120)

the-bookish-dark:

one of the funniest things about the “kids are exposed to too much violence nowadays” arguments

is that people literally used to be executed in the town square and entire families would go out to watch these people be killed and it was a huge event and people thought it was great fun

(Source: racetrackconlon, via high-functioning-hedgehog)

croutoncat:

when you go to the mall and your mom gives your more than $10

image

(via nagitos-deactivated20140120)

dansinotnofire:

phil is so pleased, it’s adorable :3

dansinotnofire:

phil is so pleased, it’s adorable :3

(Source: iwillgodownwiththisshiplol, via aryanightshade)

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

(Source: condom, via aryanightshade)

cyberuser:

artistbyheartpuppetbysociety:

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

my reactions to everything ever:

  • wait what
  • how even
  • is that even legal
  • no
  • stop 
  • don’t do that
  • yoooo
  • cool beans
  • yip yip

image

partner: ugh, unf.

you: yip yip

accurate 

(Source: snails135, via high-functioning-hedgehog)